The Alabaster Parakeet

I remain TE Quagmire, the historian for the Order. Our entire history has been documented by trusted members, not charlatans such as yourself. My assistants and I are the only reputable source of information. Take heed!

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

stupid fresh

extremely cool

Damn that song you wrote was stupid fresh !

by Anonymous June 02, 2003

shnitzel

From the German word meaning "nizzle"

Rainer is my schnitzel!

by Anonymous May 21, 2003

plum jum

A vagina

Yo baby, let me lick dat plum jum!

by Anonymous January 15, 2003

laser pointer

A fun thing that you flash in peoples eyes causing blindness

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

ignant

Slang for "ignorant".

Joe is an ignant fool!

by Anonymous November 29, 2002

one eye

Another word for a dick head

Shut up you one eye!!!

by Anonymous April 08, 2005