Anonymous 's definitions

Xyenism

The religion which is based on the owning of your mom.

I am a follower of Xyenism, therefore, I am your dad.

by Anonymous June 11, 2006

jessica simpson

a freshly turned out whore.

Daddy put Jessica Simpson on the track and she gave it up to all those graffiti guys. You could paint 3 murals with some of that azz.

by anonymous March 3, 2005

Majin

A l33t person who often calls others nubs and is obsessed with Half-Life 2 and Counter Strike.

Just remember, he DIDN'T get his name from DBZ.

Person: Man, that guy is such a Majin, look at him drooling all over Half-Life 2!
Majin: STFU you nub

by Anonymous May 31, 2004

dildo

a fake man for hypocritical girls.

"I don't need a man! BZZZZ."

Why do most girls usually buy dark colored oversized dildos, ERRRRR nevermind...

by anonymous April 15, 2005

PRS Platter

A platter of the three delicacies of asian culture, Porkmonkey, Ryce, and Sueshi.

Find your delicious PRS Platter at the price of $5.45 at your local grocery store.

by anonymous April 26, 2003

monke

1) a man with a short penis, and usually in a state of denial.
2) a chode.

1) Yo man, stop acting like a monke you fool.
2) Hey, that monke is gradually getting shorter.

by anonymous May 5, 2003

Hayes FC

Nicknamed the Missioners,
Founded in 1909,
One of the best known teams in non-league,
Have a decent youth system,
Has a unique club shop.

Go you missioners!!!!

by anonymous February 23, 2005