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newsh

It's the Newsh!
by anonymous June 18, 2004
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theaker

theak (verb): to act as a goof; to demonstrate unworthiness as a human being
Dude, if you don't stop theaking, we're going to have to ask you to sit in a corner
by anonymous January 12, 2004
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powerjuicer

The power juicer (invented in 1066) Is regulary used by george bush to mince up childrens hands in the tool shed in the white house garden he drinks the juice and sells the bones to hobo's.
The power juicer (invented in 1066) Is regulary used by george bush to mince up childrens hands in the tool shed in the white house garden he drinks the juice and sells the bones to hobo's
by anonymous August 2, 2004
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McDonalds

michael: how much wuld it cost to buy out the whole place?
by anonymous December 7, 2004
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infms

A programmer for infms corp.
u know infms? hes a awsome c++ programmer!
by anonymous January 19, 2004
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FGR

1) Face and Gesture Recognition
2) Finger
3) First General Release
4) FastGamerr
5) Flue Gas Recirculation
6) Focus Group Representative
7) Frequently Given Responses
1) The 7th International Conference on Automatic Face and Gesture Recognition is scheduled for spring 2006 in Southampton, UK

2) Check your hand.

3) Toll of the Sea debuts as the first general release film to use two-tone
Technicolor

4) Your ass is not so pretty as you think.

5) One of the many ways to reduce NOx emissions is to use flue gas recirculation.

6) Written bylaws, including names of the Focus Group Representative, Conference Planner, and any other officers the focus group deems appropriate.

7) Examples of physical abuse were the most frequently given responses
by anonymous September 6, 2004
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Jimmy Page

A much overrated gutarist. Most famous for his days in Led Zeppelin when he dabbled in designer darkness as a follower of Alister Crowley, his ability to consume massive quantities of Jack Daniels, and being shackled to the toilet by the band's manager.

He did a lot of session work that no-one cares about except other session musicians and music snobs. Has done numerous side projects including a failed attempt at a film score, forming the short-lived band The Firm with Paul Rodgers of Bad Company fame, and the only decent thing he's ever done - working with David Coverdale (who makes a much better Robert Plant than the original) for the Coverdale/Page album and, sadly, a short-lived tour of Japan.

He made one solo album, Outrider, using a guest vocalist that no-one knows the name of and that no-one could care about. He managed to rope up former Zeppelin member Robert Plant to do guest vocals on one track which is the only reason the album sold at all - the rabid Robert Plant fangirls had to have it.

Supposedly had a bagful of his incomplete/unfinished/unpublished songs stolen and has since refused to do another solo (or indeed any other) project because of that. He occasionally works on remastering some of the Led Zeppelin back catalogue to keep up the spirits of the fanboys who pine over the yearly reunion rumors and to keep money rolling in.

Is still hung up over the loss of his Gibson "Black Beauty" Les Paul custom guitar which was "stolen" (meaning sold off to pay for drugs) in 1970.
"OMG, Jimmy Page is like the God of Guitars, man."

Sorry dude, Eric Clapton had that title long before Pagey did.
by Anonymous December 24, 2004
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