schtum

Complete and total garbage; a pile of sh*t; having absolutely no useful qualities whatsoever. Usually used when referring to a particularly bad piece of code. May also be used when referring to incomprehensible lecture material from a bad professor at a university.

During the code reviews, Matt could see that Pierre's code was a bunch of schtum and would have to be re-written.

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

the cool points are out the window and I'm all twisted up in the game

I love you?

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

moron

By nature, us humans usually fear what is unknown, represents a threat or we don't understand; a moron is an individual with infinite possibilities.

Morality could come from morons.

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

kraft

a gay mother fucker

dude, JT is being such a Kraft

by Anonymous January 18, 2003

pics. now.

a bastardization of the phrase "please provide photographic evidence posthaste, comrade"

>>i se><0rzed my sister!
>>>pics. now.

by Anonymous February 17, 2003

punch the clown

to punch your boner till you ejaculate

i'm a sick bastard who likes to punch the clown, sometimes i give it indian burn

by Anonymous July 22, 2003

Harjeet

A company insider assigned to defraud investors. Common techniques include Ponzi or pyramid schemes, pump and dump schemes, Internet fraud, and affinity fraud.

Common Harjeets are confidence men whose signature phrase is "Harjeet knows!"

by Anonymous September 04, 2003