hand shandy

n. a wank

synonyms: five knuckle shuffle, hand to gland combat, a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters

Colleague A: Where's Paul gone?
Colleague B: Off for a hand shandy I bet.

by Anonymous January 08, 2003

Jacperv

A term of affection for a close friend or family member. Meant to enrage the bearer of the title beyond belief, yet at the same time show that you care about them.

You come crash at my place? Jacperv is here too.

by Anonymous May 19, 2003

Kerplakistan

Its Kraplakistan..... You fucking tard.

Ken: Some cockmuncher put Kerplakistan on urbandictionary.com

Murray: What a fuckhead, everyone knows its Kraplakistan...

Ken: Yeah, what a fag.

by Anonymous May 08, 2003

ueqh

Word used my certain misspellers in the town of Lakeland, Florida to mean "yeah". These persons identities will remain anonymous.

oh ueqh i did

ueqh we are totally giggling as we read this.

by anonymous March 24, 2005

ohead

A person who has smoked too much opium and disintegrated their brain to the point of being retarded.

Jessi is wicked retarded, but what can you expect, shes an ohead.

by anonymous January 23, 2004

alliso

the fricken hottest chick

wow, look at alliso.. so fricken hott

by anonymous March 22, 2005

the marriam webster dictionary

the dictionary sitting by me that doesn't have half of the words and deffinitions on this site. I don't think it should.

The Marriam Webster Dictionary doesn't have half the terms that are listed on this site.

by anonymous September 29, 2003