me's definitions

The bassist theory

Almost always the bassist is the hottest guy in the band.

I love Paul Simonon.

Well duh, he's the bassist.

Oh yeah, the bassist theory.

by Me April 1, 2005

Cookie

Something that is so good, that you should keep it away from others and don't let anyone touch it.
ie: virginity, a really cool toy, etc.

Now you see what happens when you let someone mess with your cookie.

by Me April 1, 2004

sweet-o

Agreeing, or thinking something is way cool

Dude that new game is sweet-o

by Me December 6, 2002

Spackle the crackle modackle

The act of putting spackle into one's mouth to hide dental imperfections.

Look at the gap in her teeth. I don't know whether to laugh or fill it with spackle. Hey, Spackle the crackle modackle!!

by me March 28, 2003

Gun Kata

Throught analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights.The cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element.The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon.each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone.Inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents.While keeping the defendant clear of the statistical traditional trajectories of return fire.By the masters of this art your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%.The difference of a 63% increased lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.

The guns becomes part of the body

by Me February 16, 2004

punk rawk

the way gay posers say "punk rock"

"Im so gay..i love punk rawk music..actually i dont really listen to it cuz im a poser and i just like spelling it"

by me March 11, 2005

Chat drama

when you go into a chat room and start cursing out your friends who are supposedly sleeping with your boyfriend or saying something about you behind your back

I heard you were sleeping with *name here*. He's mine you backstabbing bitch!!

I heard you were saying things about me *name of accused here*

by Me November 21, 2004