scroggins

Sarah Scroggins was this fucking troll that lived in the woods near my russian village. She had this dumpy hat that was like a crumpled coffee bag or something and she used to eat my family's cats.
fuck, scroggins got in the cat pen again!!
by J January 11, 2005
Get the scroggins mug.

Civic

Small, compact, reliable economy car made by Honda. Too bad it's bombarded and riced up with wings and mufflers that probably only boost power to 200! Not that fast in my opinion. But on the other hand, many of us forget that some Civics can smoke muscle cars when tunes properly...

One good thing is Hot Import Night which no domestic manufacturer offers similarly... :-(
A Corvette can smoke a Civic anyday - lie. Only 95% of time can it do that...
by J September 28, 2004
Get the Civic mug.

Candywalk

by J September 01, 2003
Get the Candywalk mug.

shizzwet

the sweat that builds up between the bottom of your nutsaq and your anus when your holding in a shit. Caused by over exertion of the sphincter muscle.
Man I gotta get to a bathroom or this shizzwet is gonna start dripping down my leg!
by J January 10, 2004
Get the shizzwet mug.

Sleep Talker

A sexual act where-by the male forces his erect penis into the females mouth while she sleeps, thus making her sleepy sighs sound muffeled and distorted.
Bill couldn't hide his guilt as he heard Sally sleep talk.
by J May 03, 2005
Get the Sleep Talker mug.

britishing

Britishing: paying real world dollars to people for cyber-sex, then player killing them as you climax.
After a long night of britishing, my i had a nasty case of rawdick.
by J August 06, 2003
Get the britishing mug.

creationist

a person who believes, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, that every single word in the good book is 100 percent factual. They tend to exhibit outward signs of basic intelligence and know a lot of big words, occasionally even well educated, but have the general intelligence of a shoe. See also : brainwashed.
God SAID it happened so it did! Shut up! it did too! la la la i can't HEAR you!
by J October 16, 2003
Get the creationist mug.