j's definitions

lava dome

When you have the makings of a very large dump pushing into the rectum area, causing tension and potentially a deformation of the area. Similar to the creation of the lava dome on Mt. Saint Helens due to magma pushing to the surface.

Guy 1 - "Hey where you going in such a rush?"
Guy 2 - "I've got a severe lava dome growing here, I'll be back in 15 minutes."

by J November 1, 2004

B&

B Ampersand
B And
Banned

<@lol> OMG YOU ARE SO B&
*** lol sets channel #WTF mode +b *!@*

by J November 3, 2004

rapper

1. Someone with no talent who goes to jail a lot and shoots people.

2. Someone who only talks about anal sex, shooting people, and how much money they have.

That fucking rapper got arrested again!

Every time I turn on the radio, this annoying rapper comes on!

Some stupid rapper got arrested.

by J November 4, 2004

squirting snapper

a snapping pussy that squirts love juice

I have found a squirting snapper and I am holding on to her!

by j November 11, 2004

flatwankered

'pissed off at flatmate who leaves you in the lurch'

Seonaidh's flatmate stopped paying rent and bills, and left him to deal with it. Now he lives in London and spends his vast new salary on class A drugs. He now feels completely flatwankered.

by J November 12, 2004

Kasabian

1. Horifically stylish band whose debut album kicks so much bottom it will make you eat your hat and your scarf.

1. "Oi geeza you checked the Kasabian album?, that shit's hectic"

by J November 13, 2004

neeky

A description of the bahaviour of an individual who has no lust/desire for life and is not shy about letting everyone know, and thus this behaviour inevitabally inhibits friendship with others except othe neeks

'stop it, you are actin bare neeky'

by J November 13, 2004