Tom's definitions

Happiness

It's unobtainable to whats the point defining it

Oh mother, I've attained happiness! Oh wait, i'm on acid..

by Tom May 2, 2003

hot boxing

getting into a car, rolling up the windows and getting high. The whole purpose of this event is to celebrate manhood by lighting up joints in a closed car, therefore inhaling more of that pure weed smoke.

Me and Rob went hotboxing in his car, we got faded as fuck.

by tom July 30, 2004

Oode

A nice way of calling someone a "Fag" or "Looser." It is an insult in all forms. Typical insult for a 'rican.

That kid is such an Oode...

by Tom May 13, 2005

Pretenda-Jew

A non-Jew who pretends to be Jewish. Most of the time to fit into certin social circles.

Gary acts Jewish, he was at Shabbat dinner, but he's really a Pretenda-Jew!

by Tom February 3, 2008

the notebook

Definately the worst movie ever

oh damn i have to watch the notebook with the friday night crew but then we get to watch childs play

by Tom March 21, 2005

brew

To build up reserves of stomach gasses that when released cause nausea and social expulsion. Food sources that can assist this physical activity range from cabbage to kebabs

Shit y'all, I'm holding a brew thats gonna sink this ship fucktards

by tom December 19, 2003

BUCK

The nickname given to Daniel Buckmaster who is in fact the coolest person in the world

i don't have any examples

by tom March 13, 2005