Tom's definitions

mash

To bump into someone without saying exscuse me or sorry.
Or to hit.

"Your just gonna mash on a bitch, huh?"

by Tom January 13, 2005

Suxxorz

When something is really lame, boring, fucked up, choppy. etc.

That fucking gay ass movie, SUXXORZ!

by Tom November 19, 2002

Silver Fox

Everything a Cougar is plus 15 years of age.

Kevin became sick with Mark's comment that Kevin's 67 year old aunt was a silver fox.

by Tom November 12, 2003

Pretenda-Jew

A non-Jew who pretends to be Jewish. Most of the time to fit into certin social circles.

Gary acts Jewish, he was at Shabbat dinner, but he's really a Pretenda-Jew!

by Tom February 3, 2008

brew

To build up reserves of stomach gasses that when released cause nausea and social expulsion. Food sources that can assist this physical activity range from cabbage to kebabs

Shit y'all, I'm holding a brew thats gonna sink this ship fucktards

by tom December 19, 2003

the notebook

Definately the worst movie ever

oh damn i have to watch the notebook with the friday night crew but then we get to watch childs play

by Tom March 21, 2005

relationship

A clever bending of the words "wild sex"

lets have a relationship on that table

by tom December 15, 2003