Tom's definitions

Like hello sister!

A phrase of exclamation used by dizzy teenage girls, fruity teenage boys or americans.

Like hello sister! That is like so uncool!

by Tom May 2, 2003

magic lantern

a trojan hores made by the fbi that logs the key strokes of a infected computer

dont open your porn spam you might catch it

by tom November 1, 2003

wronghole

the act of placing the erect penis into the arse of a lady when prior permission has not been given

i heard nina shout wronghole ashley through the wall last night

by tom June 21, 2004

shithouse

One who is blatantly talking a load of bullshit.

Shut up, you fucking shithouse

by Tom February 21, 2005

Morlied

a. To be screwed without any chance of redemption. b. To be hit in the face and have salt poured on you.

After finding out his bank account number was stolen, he realized he was morlied.

by Tom November 19, 2003

titty fuck

having a penis between two breasts and the thrusting the penis untill it jacks off

My bitch just gave me a titty fuck

by ToM January 15, 2003

Extrordonal

Exactly the same as "extrordinary"

It is going to be an extrordonal day!

Did you see that chick? Her ass was extrordonal.

by Tom May 19, 2004