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drive stay

Jake Paul trying to be funny so he doesn’t look like a little pussy
It’s called a drive by not a drive stay.
by December 15, 2020
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bitlb

A bad bitch you don’t need no man to make her happy
You are bitlb
by September 15, 2020
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Mileanis

Mileanis: A rare name to find just as the person. A rare gem that represent the definition of unique and sweet. She may be quiet and shy at first, but soon you find out why you never met a girl with her name before. One of a kind angel that may not be perfect but her flaws are outshined by her delicate heart. She’s that fresh breeze you feel when you walk on the sand. She may seem serious and strong but has feelings that are deeper than the ocean, making her the best person to talk about the bad and good value of life. Yes she’s confident but that doesn’t make her selfish, just proud of herself. Sometimes she worries about what others think about her, not because she’s unconfident, but because she likes to make a good impression. That heart of hers will show the purest love even when she did not know how to use it once…she loves hard and you will notice.
Don’t judge, just know, don’t say, just watch. Maybe you will get to know Mileanis for who she is and not the world’s enciclopedia…
by November 23, 2023
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my ball

my ball is refering to like thats my fine shyt ( my girl or boy ) like im pursuing you
India Love is my ball or Duke Dennis is my ball
by June 3, 2025
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Ethan

by December 22, 2023
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contacshoned

i am very contacshoned
by October 7, 2020
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Parental Notification

TFW all of a sudden you experience an increase in red dots across all your socials and you mistake your newfound popularity for the feigned interest of The Rents.

The Rents take an artificial and outsized interest in your mundane posts this time of year because they want you to cancel that cruise and catch two connections so you can have dry turkey and iced tea on the couch like God intended, in memory of the Fifth Commandment (the one about mum and dad).
Bro, why are you on your phone so much right now?

Bro, my socials are blowing up. So many dots.

What did you post?

A picture of my sandwich.

Let me see.

Oh, Bro. Thanksgiving is next week. This is a parental notification.
by November 15, 2023
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