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Loghan has the absolute biggest unit. A real dump truck if you will. It's all-natural, too. Loghan doesn't even need to do squats. Loghan is the funniest person to walk this earth. The spotlight is always on them, whether because of their humor or their phat ass. They get hella bitches everywhere they go, probably because of the genetic phenomenon they carry around with them. That phenomenon being their ass, of course. Humpty Dumpty's got nothing on Loghan.


pretty handsome hilarious alpha but still an alpha meaning hes stupid and irrelevant. actually hes not stupid and irrelevant bc hes funny and likable and hot lets get married.
wow alphabokee is so fucking hot id bang their wall with this toothpick because everyones cock is a toothpick compared to their fat gurthy long sock
