Like the stranger but happens when your heart is broken. Happens when you fall asleep on your arm, then rub it out first thing in the morning so it feels like old times. But you can't finish and it's as limp as old celery.
I tried to rub it out, but my dick was Takotsuboed.
They diagnosed me with Takotsubo syndrome and said my dick is sad.
They diagnosed me with Takotsubo syndrome and said my dick is sad.
Get the Takotsubo syndromemug. 
Jimar’s are known too talk with out listening. They are very sexual and will go above and beyond to please their woman. Oral is their playground. Never underestimate Jimar he will give you his heart and steal yours with a single kiss
Get the jimarmug. 
Get the Upladmug. 
The definition of a perfect Roblox Football player. He can throw beautiful lobs, burn people down the field, and especially moss any man who dares to step in his way.
*10 seconds left of the 4th Quarter*
Me: "We're blowing them out 120 - 0, there's no way they can come back!"
*GRIDMANIII joins the game*
Me: "Fuck, we lost."
Me: "We're blowing them out 120 - 0, there's no way they can come back!"
*GRIDMANIII joins the game*
Me: "Fuck, we lost."
Get the GRIDMANIIImug.