A man who is nice to you to your face and talks shit about you behind your back. One who tries to hit on young girls or ones that are taken.
Look at Dickard next door with his backwards plaid hat and fanny pack hitting on Carrie while Kirk is at work. Yeah, I seen his creepy face looking this way the other day when you went to the gas station
Get the Dickardmug. I just moved to Hoover Alabama around 6 months ago and go to the high school. What I’ve learned is that it is a big school full of closeted fake Christian’s that will talk shit about you then act like your friend the next minute. It’s segregated asf you’ll see a group of rich white kids and ghetto kids and you’ll see groups of black kids that wish they were white and want nothing to do with black people. Most of the teachers only like the football players and I wouldn’t be surprised if some of the teachers were fucking the students. Most of the kids are obviously gay but are Christian so they play it off and everyone here is fake asf and needs validation
Get the Hoover high schoolmug. 
These are the types of snacks you have probably experienced or at least seen once in your life, and they are basically defined by the name. In other words, these are snacks that you see at a booth or a stand belonging to a company. Not to be confused with free samples (though it's a little similar), these are not snacks from the company but things such as brownies/cookies, typical Halloween candy, chips, and generic unhealthy food. These are all things that a company does at those stands to remind you of them as you eat the bribery snack. Though of course you'll take it because it's free (even if you'll have to listen to the people at the stand talking and you nodding your head even though you have no idea what they are talking about). If you still don't understand this, please read about free samples.
Man 1: So how was your day at the mall yesterday?
Man 2: Didn't really buy anything but I got some bribery snacks.
Man 1: Sick! Got any you can share with me?
Man 2: Didn't really buy anything but I got some bribery snacks.
Man 1: Sick! Got any you can share with me?
Get the Bribery snacksmug. 
Get the Zinoubiamug. 