Get the Bellamug. A hand job consisting of an able body individual (preferably a women) extending either hand between the receivers legs from behind. While stroking the stiff shaft with said hand the forearm provides a resting platform for the testicles. This can be accomplished using either a forehand or backhand grip.
Get the Up and Undermug. 
He is the man of whom you will have a better future. He will boost your potential and bring you to the world that is amazing and awesome. If you joined to Him you'll become powerful and magnificent. No one can stop Him because he is owned by the Almighty God who created everything.
Get the Reilmug. A condition of aging. Older people forgetting where they put things, where they are, who they are, what they were about to do!!
Get the The Oldsmug. Bridie
Gets worked up , tiny nyash. Stinks of cheddar cheese always farts in school !
Has eggy cum all over her (from being shagged in a bush )
Gets worked up , tiny nyash. Stinks of cheddar cheese always farts in school !
Has eggy cum all over her (from being shagged in a bush )
Get the bridiemug. 
Get the niggerballzmug.