you are a copononolo

Person 1: Woah, did they just SD three times?
Person 2: Yeah man, it’s a called a “balkistic”
Person 1: I didn’t know that!
Person 2: Yeah man, it’s a called a “balkistic”
Person 1: I didn’t know that!

I make a 7 figure salary in tech and this hottie got preggers right away so I did the right thing and married her. I didn't find out until junior popped out in the birthing suite w a giant "fro" and tool he definitely didn't get from me that he wasn't mine, I was freaking Sacklered man...
