A woman of the streets. Someone you don't take home to mama but you do take home at 2:30 am. If you fall in love with one you are in for a world of heartbreak.
Dean: "Bro I think Kam is the woman of my dreams! I can see a future between us two. It'll be great!!
Toxic Lover Boys: "She's a literal treashy bro. You're in for it if you pursue her. Don't fall in love with a treash!
Toxic Lover Boys: "She's a literal treashy bro. You're in for it if you pursue her. Don't fall in love with a treash!
Get the treashymug. In new year if you
-text
-have a crush a your boyfriend/girlfriend
-in your room 24/
-study
-always on your phone
Other.
-text
-have a crush a your boyfriend/girlfriend
-in your room 24/
-study
-always on your phone
Other.
January 1
Get the January 1mug. 
NOT related to Homestar Runner. inspired by Henry Darger.
An extremely personal (and often extremely time consuming) body of work--usually of the creative variety and often extensive/sprawling in its execution--which was intended purely for personal edification, with no apparent intention of the work in-question ever being shared with anyone in any meaningful way.
The choices, language, idioms, imagery and/or motifs employed are often so deeply personal to the original creator that they have little if any coherent meaning to any other viewer, who is/are likely to only gain access to the work itself after the creator has died or gone missing.
An extremely personal (and often extremely time consuming) body of work--usually of the creative variety and often extensive/sprawling in its execution--which was intended purely for personal edification, with no apparent intention of the work in-question ever being shared with anyone in any meaningful way.
The choices, language, idioms, imagery and/or motifs employed are often so deeply personal to the original creator that they have little if any coherent meaning to any other viewer, who is/are likely to only gain access to the work itself after the creator has died or gone missing.
My friend has been trying their hand at automatic writing lately. I snuck a peak when they weren't looking, and it was completely dargeresque. not a single sentence made any sense to me, but my friend really seemed to be getting a lot out of it in spite of that.
Get the dargeresquemug. 
The Swinette is a living musical instrument made from the hair of a horses tail, strung tightly across the asshole of a hog. To make music with the Swinette is to blow like hell into the hog's ass while pinching his testicles tightly. The music that comes out will sound something like a ruptured kazoo with the squealing of the hog. Such favorites as "Foggy Mountain Breakdown", "Orange Blossom Special", and "Mountain Dew" my be played with ease, with the Swinette.
Last night at the Ho Down, The Swinette player grabbed his Swinette, got up on stage, wet his lips, and blowed a tune called "Everything is kinda all right". When he got done everybody stood up and cheered for an encore, so he then finished up his set with "Turkey in the Straw"! The Swinette player then said, "a good time was had by all, and we all had a good time".
Get the Swinettemug. Crow of Judgement is a meme often used as a reaction image of judgment and disapproval. It is also captioned and changed to fit different scenarios.
Meme:
-wanna order a Pizza?
+I don't eat cheese!
-(sends a meme picture of a judgmental looking crow, under the picture written: "Crow of Judgement")
*Unfortunately Giphy didn't have the meme in their archive! I wish I could upload a picture myself.
-wanna order a Pizza?
+I don't eat cheese!
-(sends a meme picture of a judgmental looking crow, under the picture written: "Crow of Judgement")
*Unfortunately Giphy didn't have the meme in their archive! I wish I could upload a picture myself.
Get the crow of judgementmug.