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Mate (name)

Best nigga around. Biggest fan of ya boy beetlejuice and plays rocket league and csgo with the boys. He has the fattest cooch and smells like flowers and unicorns. He is sometimes a bitch whenever he runs out of milk but once he gets that juicy milk he is the Ultimate Chad. The romans used this name to describe an undefeated foe. Mate is kewl

Mate (name) is chad

by anonymous September 7, 2020

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Black dads

When I was 7 my dad said he was going to get milk and that he would be back soon....im 16 now

Yeah I know your dad said he was just going to get milk but that’s just how black dads are

by anonymous September 14, 2020

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simismita

It's a name given to girls. Basically there are two names in it one is Simi & the other one is Smita. So Simi means to limit,to behold;gracious. And Smita means smiling lady. People named Simismita are little shy,but very friendly & bubly with the people they care about. A good personality, beautiful,caring,loved are some of the traits.

Simismita

by anonymous November 23, 2021

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Gail Lewis

More formally know as Assc. Gail Lewis is a highly decorated ten year veteran of Walmart.

A legend amongst her peers, Gail served 10 tours of Black Friday and was a survivor of the 2020 Global Toilet Paper Shortage war in which she was awarded 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.

In one intense fight with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday, an associate was once rumoured to ask Gail if they should retreat in face of imminent defeat. Gail’s only response was “There ain’t no going back, only rollbacks…” while charging her pallet jack through the hoards of customers and shooting her scan gun at anything that moved. Not even the children survived.

“Oh my God, it’s Gail Lewis 8-4-4 Morris Illinois”
“Thank you for your service Gail Lewis”

by anonymous November 26, 2023

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