alana is a buffalo loving chicken girl who loves pizza, thats besides the point i love alana so so so so much shes a sweetest girl youll ever meet and shes the nicest girl ever shes super honest and you can literaly tell her anything she is so trustworthy and smart thank you for everything my love your one of my bestfriends and thank you for being the amazing girl you are i loe you alana and your one of the most amazing and perfect beautiful girls i know.((((: _Ayriah<3

The definitive variant of being fucked to the extreme of human endurance beyond any unknown barriers

When your out with someone and when they go to the washroom, you cum in their drink and rub your balls over their straw, then proceed to finger yourself in the ass, and put your fingers in their mouth.
Yo bro, I was on a date with a hot chick last night, and I did a dirty Kurt to him. heheheheh hahahaha
