My friend's brother just called me the f-slur. I don't know why he's so homophobic, he literally has a boyfriend. God, he's such a fucking closet goblin!
Get the Closet Goblinmug. silly little girl. loves the pleasure out of fruit and vegatables especially bananas, due to the fact that she can’t get a boyfriend. curly hair, ugly head, no tits and a catfish. hit her up on the asap free noods involved
Get the banana hainsmug. Smart, funny,. beautiful. Has a good life. Optimistic and a great listener. Doesn't ha e the best life but makes the best of it. Doesn't talk just listens. Has fake friends and doesn't care what people think about her. Doesn't open up about her feelings. A little crazy sometimes cuts her lip or bite herself when she is stressed. Has panic attacks but doesn't tell anyone. Overall a lovely girl.
Get the Lydiamug.