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by anonymous August 17, 2025
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Definition:
A term that originally described the normal distribution of exam scores, now used to describe anything that’s painfully curved—especially in ways that ruin your self-esteem.
In elite Singaporean educational trauma circles, “the bell curve” is both an academic execution method and a subtle nod to Peyronie’s Disease, a condition where your lanjiao literally curves due to fibrous plaque buildup. Just like how your A1 dreams get bent after seeing the class average hit 89%.
The more educated you are, the more curved your future becomes. Coincidence? No.
Definition:
A term that originally described the normal distribution of exam scores, now used to describe anything that’s painfully curved—especially in ways that ruin your self-esteem.
In elite Singaporean educational trauma circles, “the bell curve” is both an academic execution method and a subtle nod to Peyronie’s Disease, a condition where your lanjiao literally curves due to fibrous plaque buildup. Just like how your A1 dreams get bent after seeing the class average hit 89%.
The more educated you are, the more curved your future becomes. Coincidence? No.
Billy: bro i studied until my foreskin peeled
Abang: still got C+ sia, bell curve f**ked me like peyronie’s
Billy: curve so bad even MRI cannot fix sia
Abang: still got C+ sia, bell curve f**ked me like peyronie’s
Billy: curve so bad even MRI cannot fix sia
by anonymous May 5, 2025
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Guy#2 what are you talking about he has tons of friends he just looks like that sometimes
If you ever have a Frisco never let him go
Guy#2 what are you talking about he has tons of friends he just looks like that sometimes
If you ever have a Frisco never let him go
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by anonymous February 22, 2022
Get the chxrlsluvsl mug.Izzy is the best. She is very funny, and she'll always be by your side. If you're her boyfriend, you're very lucky. She is one of the nicest people you'll ever meet, and you'll want to spend all day hanging out with her. I know from personal experience.
by anonymous October 30, 2020
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