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lazybones

a person at a grocery store parking lot who does not return their shopping cart like a jerk and needs to call the Cart Narcs' lazybones hotline to get counseling and schedule classes on learning how to be a better shopper and being courteous to their fellow human beings. Lazybones may leave shopping carts in other parking spots (spot blocks), in the handicap walkway areas, tip the front wheels into dirt/gravel (curbing), or in the middle of the sidewalk; all are eligible for redemption if they do return their carts to the cart returns or cart corrals provided by the store.
Agent Sebastian of the Cart Narcs: "Wheep skeep widdly woop woop, sir that's not where the carts go! You're leaving your cart out like a big ol' lazybones!"
by anonymous February 20, 2022
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alfie

my favorite person and the best bf to exist and the most perfect human ever
nour is in love with alfie
by anonymous January 19, 2023
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satya

he has a massive dic and all the chicks go after him and has a 8 inch dic
satya

he has a massive dic
by anonymous February 10, 2022
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Aanieka

I want to be aanieka
by anonymous February 21, 2021
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Gammaad

Gammaad is unique, confident and truly special. He has a heart of gold and a deep love for family. He has a strong sense of justice and a wiz at anything tech related.
We need a Gammaad here.
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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December 7

sally: hand over ur hoodie

Damian: why

Sally: because it’s December 7

Damian:oh dang here’s my hoodie
by anonymous December 6, 2020
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Elasha

Elasha is a strong black mother who raises her children to be the best in life no matter what
I wish my mom was strong like Elasha
by anonymous August 8, 2024
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