The best day of the year: "international kill one of the boys🥶👿👽🤬 day" legalize taking out the trash for at least one day a year.
Example: "miranda! why did you just killed Jacob?"
"he's one of the boys🥶👿👽🤬, and today it's april 11"
"he's one of the boys🥶👿👽🤬, and today it's april 11"
Get the April 11mug. 
Get the brazilian penismug. 
Ava is your end game. She’s the girl you can never seem to forget, no matter the time that passes. Ava has beautiful big eyes that physically sparkle. She has great hair and an amazing body, although Ava sees herself as ugly or never good enough for her personal standards. Ava makes you feel like the most special person in the world. She knows just what to say to cheer you up, and will do anything to resolve any conflict you may have. Her smile can light up the entire room and her laugh is music to people’s ears. She can come off as quite flirty, but that is just her natural charm. Though she may attract many guys, there is no need to worry as Ava is loyal to the end. She sometimes can be distant as she often overthinks or lets her security take over. However, Ava hides her pain from most people and you are lucky if she lets you in. If you have an Ava, hold onto her for the rest of your life, or you will spend the rest of your life comparing other girls to her.
Get the Avamug.