LMFAO: when something is so funny you "LAUGH MY FUCKING ASS OFF" but you really aren't laughing. Normally sent over text, so they don't see you are not really laughing.
Get the LMFAOmug. A gorgeous beautiful girl that is smart, strong, kind, funny. Is a very confident person. She has great taste in fashion. And very easy too convince she will be your friend and do everything you want to do until it gets to something you and her know is bad. She is mean when she wants to be but you will notice not that mean. She is also a very hot person to most people in the world. If you ever meet a paolita be kind and very nice she will be the only girl you will meet that is silly and cares about you more than anything.
wow paolita is an amazing best friend she cares love and does everything with me she is such an amazing person.
Woah paolita is hot I wish I could talk to her but I feel like she would reject me.
Woah paolita is hot I wish I could talk to her but I feel like she would reject me.
Get the paolitamug. 
Green_Haired_Seaweed, the most amazing tiktoker ever. She makes random content on her priavate account that no one but her middle school can see.
It's fucking shit bitches.
I love it.
It's fucking shit bitches.
I love it.
Get the green_haired_seaweedmug. a city that smells like ass cheeks i mean you would literally get your ass ate by a crack head they attack your ass
Hey john did you go to that one stinky ass place san bernardino
John: yeah bro i almost got my ass ate i went to that bootleg mall on waterman
John: yeah bro i almost got my ass ate i went to that bootleg mall on waterman
Get the San bernardinomug.