Unwarranted Swag

When a person, usually male, walks around carrying more swagger than their body is intended to hold. The most common form of this occurs in sports, when someone constantly surrounds themselves with great athletes and is basically along for the ride to a championship - causing them to believe they were the sole reason their team won.

No one knows why, but great athletes continue to accept the invitation to join his team. The offender of this misdemeanor crime can be easily spotted. His team will be winning, and he will be 5 times slower than the rest of the competition. He will also be the only person talking shit, despite being the worst player on the court/field/etc...

This would be equivalent to Luc Longley talking shit and walking with a limp because Jordan, Pippen, and company won him multiple championships.

This phrase originated in North Central Ohio... but has spread like a wildfire across the country due to the constant desire for losers to be seen as winners.
Andrew: "Is that guy really good? He's walking around like he owns this gym, but he looks like a tool"
Eric: "No, he's got a severe case of unwarranted swag. He was officially diagnosed last year, but is in denial."
by October 24, 2011
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A word used as slang for really cool gamers who play Minecraft. (like me and Ella) :
Pog.
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When a women/female lies for the sake of her pride or save her from embarrassment
Do you like Andrew?
No
Dont worry she just Gobbled
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When you miss your man so much that your phone sends him your location without you even touching it 🥰 Jeremy You are the definition of love from my heart and I just want you to know I love you so much you go me singing, dancing, and yearning for your love 9110024
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tim

tim a huge fucking simp that won’t stop dumping over katelyn
dude tim stop simping over katelyn i know you love her a lot you have to stop
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