Truly the man to outman all men. He seeks nothing but muscles and chastity. Every girl wants him but none can enter his aura of masculinity. His perfect 163 degree angled jawbone is so sharp he can nod at a watermelon from 10,000 miles away and cut it into the shape of a flower. Nothing and no one is more alpha male energy then Giga chad.
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Person 1: Oh did you listen to the new Battle Tapes single “If Only”
Person 2: Oh yeah dude I love Battle Tapes
*They proceed to start making out*
Person 2: Oh yeah dude I love Battle Tapes
*They proceed to start making out*
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Someone who loves to participate in quiz nights; can usually be found down at the local pub participating in the latest charity fundraising quiz night with a pint and a packet of crisps. Knows their shit!
“Aww maaaaate! One of our teammates is down with the sickness, we’re going to need you to stand in as a fellow quizician down at the pub tonight. I hope you know your shit!”
Get the quizician mug.MY baby daddy I would let this nigga blow my back tf out like I love this man with all my hearttt even tho he don’t know I rlly do love him he prolly don’t feel the same but idgaf😛❤️
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