The truest of smooth criminals. Using good looks to win small favors or win little debates without the other person feeling shorted.
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Jackson’s are usually athletic, but enjoy VERY MUCH bragging about it. They are very tall. Like seriously, what are you taking?Jackson’s like to eat. They enjoy cookies, cake and apple pie. But NEVER give them the last cookie because they will eat it in front of you and you will be sad and then hit them but then they will hit you back. They are extremely good at drawing. But don’t be prepared to ask them to draw you, because I did like four years ago and I’m still waiting for it. They like computer games, I’m not joking I think they need to chill. It’s not normal how much I hear ‘HE KILLED ME RUN AWAY’. They refer to themselves quite highly, I have heard a many a times, ‘I’m a god. I’m a god. I’m a god. ‘ which is actually very debatable. They are very popular, they have lots of friends. I’m not quite sure how, but that’s just how it is. Maybe it’s because they are a “god”. They have very long eye lashes, like leave some for the girls please. It’s illegal. I have told them lots of times how to have a better style and how it will make them very cool and have girls going to them left and right. But, this is because they dress like it’s a funeral everyday. Sure maybe they can pull off the funeral look but we all know one or another, I will be buying them a pink shirt. I have also told them to dye their hair but I was sadly rejected. I will get there one day.
Overall, I feel bad if you don’t have a Jackson in your life. But I also do feel bad if you do.
Thank you for your time.
Overall, I feel bad if you don’t have a Jackson in your life. But I also do feel bad if you do.
Thank you for your time.
Get the Jacksonmug. The most defined type of sigma male, always correct even if there is clear evidence showing he is wrong, very smart, bigger than you, on top in every aspect in life
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