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The theory of balls states that all living things have some sort of ball shaped organ or segment in their body. This can range from cells, bacteria, or even testicles.
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“It’s a theory that all living things have balls”
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“It’s a theory that all living things have balls”
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Noun
The reaction a person has when the penis experience is so awful it makes the person receiving the penis turn around.
The reaction a person has when the penis experience is so awful it makes the person receiving the penis turn around.
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