Mocktail

A made up sports trade that seems drunk as a result from reading too many mock drafts.

Bro, would you trade Patrick Mahomes for the first pick this year and five future firsts?

How many mocktails have you had today?

by April 03, 2024

rat

by August 21, 2024

Pretty, nice, kind and respectful to her friends and family.

Nneena is so nice

by November 21, 2021

A dweeb that is a cringy bitch cunt who never goes outside

Nelson is really acting like a Nekoshit.

by September 06, 2023

when some dumb motherfucker tries to talk about something no one cares about or you could copy this and make it say despacito or something

now ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Who asked (Feat: Nobody) ───────────⚪────── ◄◄⠀▐▐⠀►► 𝟸:𝟷𝟾 / 𝟹:𝟻𝟼⠀───○ 🔊

by April 23, 2021

fabulous, smart and wanted by all. He is partially emo and usually dtf.

I need myself a zango

by February 17, 2022

louis tomlinson's birthday. he saved my life and im so grateful. he means everything to me and he is the most beautiful person alive <33

x: it's december 24!
me: yeah!! louis tomlinson's birthday!! he is the love of my life

by November 22, 2021