3 definitions by *******JOHN*******

1
You should have seen the clam powder puffs as I was ass banging your granny last night!
by *******JOHN******* July 28, 2020
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Nailing a fat chick from behind while your buddy gets a blowjob from her. The blowjob recipient must really stuff it in so her panting sounds like snorts in between thrusts. This sometimes happens at biker rallies in Southern Illinois. If the participants are related or if it happens at a family reunion, it is the Southern Illinois Family Porker.
Hey pal, let's see if that chick is up for the Southern Illinois Porker!
by *******JOHN******* July 13, 2021
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3
Dropping your daughter off at the ex wife's house.
Where's Brittany?
She's at whore training this weekend...
by *******JOHN******* January 12, 2016
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