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A slang word for cigarettes, commonly used by drunk rednecks in college.
β€œShit, I’m out of dip. Someone ask Billy for a sagert”
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The ever increasing number of 3 letter government agencies. Used commonly by libertarians to describe the bureau of Alcohol, Tobbaco, and Fire (ATF). Other agencies that may be referred to are FBI, CIA, DHS, CDC, NSA, DEA, and many more.
β€œYesterday I filled my sprinkler system with gasoline for when the alphabet soup comes knocking. Time to go storm the capitol!”
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Somebody (usually a girl) who refuses to have sex.
β€œMan that girl is so hot but shes pruned up so i probably can’t smash”

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