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pölwäst

Worldly version of the Finnish word pölvästi meaning a dumbass

What a pölwäst!!1!!1!!1,,,,.,.,,,..,,,,

pölwäst by 🅰️ February 20, 2026

shart casual

shit-fart which came casually, cf. smart casual

Ohhh... I'm just being shart casual. 💩 💨

shart casual by 🅰️ February 14, 2026

HSTD

homosexually transmitted disease

So I contracted a plumber to fix our kitchen sink and, well, the next thing you know he contracted HSTD from me. 💦

HSTD by 🅰️ February 6, 2026

femigarchy

Equal-pay demanders earning fortunes themselves

Commies and their femigarchy, a pseudoleftist pyramid scheme that is turning a country rightward for a quick buck.

femigarchy by 🅰️ February 5, 2026

Dubai the way

Dubai-chocolate-y way of indicating 'BTW'

By the way -- eye mean, DUBAI the way! Did you know the chocolate is brown on the outside and green on the inside? Just like your average Green politician!!

Dubai the way by 🅰️ February 4, 2026

circumpolar opposite

There's the polar opposite, and the circumpolar opposite.

We are circumpolar opposites…
–What do you mean, darling?
I'm Santa, and you're my wife!

circumpolar opposite by 🅰️ December 12, 2025

bourbon offsetting

enduring a hangover

Carbon offsetting is one thing with that headaches of jetlag. However, since last night I've gotten to deal with bourbon offsetting which is a lot more horrible!

bourbon offsetting by 🅰️ December 5, 2025