Fuck You Thought This Was
Get the FUTTWmug. If you always look at the clock at 11:11 you are either connected to the spirit world or you are on meth. Or both.
Get the 11:11mug. 
Natalie is a beautiful girl that will make you laugh very easily. She has long brown hair and she is a very good dancer. She has a kind and loving family and is very close to her twin. I hope Natalie never changes!
Person 1: hey did you hear the joke that Natalie said
person 2: no, was it funny
person1: come on... Her jokes are always funny
person.2:°laughs°ya I know
person 1: let's go find her
person 2: ok
person 1: hey Natalie
Natalie: hey guys check this out
Natalie: why did the British not pronounce their T`s
Person 2: I don't know, why
Natalie: because they drank it all
Person 1 and 2:........
Natalie: Also I think I'm nocturnal
person 2: no, was it funny
person1: come on... Her jokes are always funny
person.2:°laughs°ya I know
person 1: let's go find her
person 2: ok
person 1: hey Natalie
Natalie: hey guys check this out
Natalie: why did the British not pronounce their T`s
Person 2: I don't know, why
Natalie: because they drank it all
Person 1 and 2:........
Natalie: Also I think I'm nocturnal
Get the Nataliemug. When one nigger runs, all the other niggers within a 20-meter radius also run because they assume a white police officer is chasing him.
Bob: "Why do all niggers run together even though none of them committed a crime? It takes fucking forever to sort them out at the police station and half the time we just charge all of them with rape."
John: "Thats the relative motion nigger theory in full effect."
John: "Thats the relative motion nigger theory in full effect."
Get the relative motion nigger theorymug. After spending three weeks with her parents over the holidays, she was definitely homefull. She couldn't wait to leave!
Get the homefullmug. 