Glass is a terrible thing that has been me because when it breaks it shatters and when it shatters it turns into tiny pieces and win you were no shoes in your house for the past three months and think the glasses God you cut yourself or one of those tiny pieces of glass
Get the Glassmug. 
A quiet person when you first meet him, but you find out he's pretty funny and has strange yet hilarious humor. Mostly listens, quiet, chill, random at times and well liked as well as popular. Works hard at his studies and has an addiction to one game. Usually very critical and picky when it comes to hobbies and interests but has a few that he sticks with. In general, one of the best people you will ever meet so if you ever come across a Kyumin, make sure to stay in touch with him.
"Hey, do you know Kyumin?"
"Oh yeah, he's really funny and kinda random at times but that's what makes his jokes funny."
"Yeah, he's like a cool cousin."
"Oh yeah, he's really funny and kinda random at times but that's what makes his jokes funny."
"Yeah, he's like a cool cousin."
Get the Kyuminmug. 
Tall dark and sexy with mesmerising eyes. A baller on and off the courts. Men want to be him and women want him in them. He comes across as quiet and shy and you won't know what hit you. He'll control you and you'll like it. Intelligent and aggressive, confident and determined, he gets what he wants while he masters what you like. A freak in bed he'll blow your mind and is better than any lover you ever had. All his exes still want him and will never get over him. The woman he marries will suck his nipples and love oral sex. She'll be his only soulmate and he will love her forever.
She's been on cloud 9 since she got herself a Victor.
He thought he was a playa til he ran into that Victor.
She needs Victor rehab.
He thought he was a playa til he ran into that Victor.
She needs Victor rehab.
Get the Victormug. Orrya is eating
Get the orryamug. A reflexive expression made by musicians and music lovers - particularly those involved in Black American music scenes (funk, jazz, hip hop, etc.) - to show appreciation for a particularly stanky (i.e. funky) beat, solo, riff or bassline.
Not the face made by white, suburban women whose cats have shat up the litter box. (See Taylor Jones' blog post...)
Not the face made by white, suburban women whose cats have shat up the litter box. (See Taylor Jones' blog post...)
When I first heard Vulfpeck's "Funky Duck" the musician who put the recording on for me knew I liked it because of my reflexive stank face (not duck face!). -- Taylor Jones, 2016
Get the stank facemug.