The Kilcoo Flapjacked there mother

Not unlike the covid-19 pandemic, it's the current worldwide wave of "simps" who worship the ground women walk on. These men financially pay for women's lives and receive nothing in exchange. They do everything for them while being treated like shit.

Matua is some who has a head shaped like a Q-tip and pretty skinny. He is an ultra-simp and almost always stays up till 6 am everyday to call his girlfriend. He also loves microwaveable mac n cheese over anything else. Besides that, he’s a really good guy with a good heart who you can rely on.

I was chillin with Kimeme (:

When someone, after an entire day of drinking adult beverages, gets wasted and passes out only to wake up the next day having no idea where they are.
Dude I got Nemo’d last night. Woke up on a park bench with seagull shit all over me and an empty box of Krispy Kreme donuts. I had no idea where I was. I was lost until Dory called and got me an Uber.

Known for having the biggest dick of all time bigger then all Mahmoud’s best rapper alive and gets any girl he can fart on
