turd purgatory

when you feel like you need to take a large dump but cant manage to sqeeze anything out resulting in an abnormally long session in the restroom or an uneasy feeling if you decide to proceed with your day with only pushing out a few tiny pellet size turds...also can decribe when you need to take a huge shit and it gets half way out of your asshole and your butthole is stretched to the furthest diameter possible,nearly tearing your o-ring then stops causing you to breath like a ladie in a lamaze class while trying to muster with the strenght to force it out..which while taking place could feel like an extremely long time in which everthing you think you know comes into question and you question if god really exists.
"sorry I was late,J had to take a huge shit and was caught in turd purgatory.I nearly blew out my o-ring, but im good now.Too much meatloaf with dessert "
by September 18, 2020
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Cutest way to name a girl.
She’s gonna be strong, independent, smart, sweet, and generous person.

Also means tuna in Thai.
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Person name with Girjesh are much talented and highly knowledgeable. They are generous, intellectual, caring, and humble. They have many friends and people just love them. They are very sincere and romantic and less dramatic. Girl who fall in love is very lucky to have a guy like him.
Girjesh is another name of lord Ganesh
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Inverterad ubåt

When you take a glass full of Jägermeister and shot of beer
Eyy bro wanna get shitfaced tonight?
Let’s take a inverted submarine (inverterad ubåt)
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Phrase used to describe someone’s genital region
She had a pretty face and a nice body, but her southern hospitality stank!
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Small four legged animal known for being stupid and a cunt.
Rufus is being a scunt again.
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