Ion caldare isnt really a person, basically its a discord gc. In romanian we call them "gangul online caldarean" or in english "the online gang caldare". They are very good people and their jokes are all funny (not mecky's). They are looking for more people!!
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A quaint professional and philosophical way of saying your reproductive organ is now filled with a respectable amount of blood to schaboink a hoe
“Yo bro how’d it go with becky last night”
“I walked in bro and told her, lets get to lick lickity splickity cause my cock is rock spifity difity and then i boinked her all night….in her sisters bed”
“I walked in bro and told her, lets get to lick lickity splickity cause my cock is rock spifity difity and then i boinked her all night….in her sisters bed”
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Being 6’5 or over and jerk your dick 2 times a day with a massage gun and only nut in women’s assholes after they start bleeding on your dick
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if you eat this you're insane.
go get clinical help, a therapist, psychiatrist, talk to a homeless man.
go get clinical help, a therapist, psychiatrist, talk to a homeless man.
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