Platty Joobs

Platty joobs - Platinum Jubilee

Except it's been England-ified

Aw Liz, happy platty joobs

by June 02, 2022

Konuka

A beautiful brown man.

Ay look at that bloke, he looks so Konuka

by November 22, 2021

Caedan

Caedan’s are smart. Tend to have many hobbies and good at sports. Loyal and trust worthy. Most of the time taking risk and living life to an extreme.

Caedan’s are awesome sauce

by November 22, 2021

when someone is cooler than the cow

alternate version of "when pigs fly"

"can i have icecream?"
"when someone is cooler than the cow"

by October 06, 2022

not shark or flounder

not a predator but not gonna get walked on either

The boss trusts Brad to take care of his business, he's not shark or flounder.

by May 20, 2022

Funshitpostingwiki

The best website on the planet. Post anything you fucking want on it.

Person 1: Hey have you heard of Funshitpostingwiki?
Person 2: Nah man. What is it?
Person 1: A website where you can post whatever the fuck you want.
Person 2: Sounds like shit.
Person 1: You are no longer my friend.

by December 17, 2020

Safety scissors

A threesome with 2 girls and 1 guy while the guy is wearing a condom

Safety scissors is just as fun with so much less stress!

by December 01, 2023