cough about nothing

Speaking nonsense. Used when an information is beyond stupid.

Friend 1: THE EARTH IS FLAT!!
Friend 2: Does he always cough about nothing?
Me: Oh, yeah, constantly!

by November 29, 2023

Bob Bobet

The love of everyone's life. We all know Bobs are the best people. Dont you love Bob the builder and Bob Ross? Well, Bob Bobet is the combination of all wonderful Bobs in the world. He can take the form of anything, eg a potato, duck, or human. But he is mine so don't try to steal him away from me.

Example:

Pug: Wow! Why are you so wonderfully amazingly sophisticated amazing and awesome？！
Bob Bobet: I am Bob Bobet.
Pug: Oh, no wonder. step on me ur highness.

by April 09, 2021

Abe

A sex position where you stand stand behind your partner while they chat to someone else, then blast a load on their back

I was toier than a roman sandal, but my girlfriend wasn't keen, so I gave her a sneaky Abe

by July 08, 2022

Mrs Rivera

A very Goated Spanish teacher

Mrs Rivera is the best Spanish teacher

by March 22, 2022

jewtailorita

A beautiful woman, possibly Ashkenazi Jewish, who knows better than to settle for idiotic men.

Heyy bitch, I never called him back because he isn’t into a jewtailorita like me… and no, I barely felt his Cock.

by December 25, 2023

AMS

AMS = Apoptosis myself. An alternative to saying kms. This statement should not be taken literally and is usually said as a general statement with no actual goal or significant outcome.

This bio test is so hard I want to AMS.

by September 30, 2021

Khadijah

Khadijah

Khadijah

by November 25, 2021