Birkenstocks

guy 1: Uhh Uhh... I take r-rubber bands around my t-shirt and stick it in my-
guy 2: Tie Dye?
Guy 1: Yes! Uhh... These are the ugly sandals that lesbians wear
Guy 2: Uhh... Birkenstocks!
*Crowd laughs*
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42

Me: *Puts in 42, expecting "hitchiker's guide to the galaxy" jokes*
Urban Dictionary: *gives me 420 jokes instead*
Me: What the fuck??
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Daygare

JSE: Gonna drive my hwahle in a car to the daygare
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TankBlitz

Driving a tank through the ocean to fight people in unrealistically oversized battleships and aircraft carriers
Spy: sir, the TankBlitz is coming over
General: shit, get the aircraft carrier.
Admiral: which one?
General: are you stupid? the one larger than the island of Australia
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The alien entrails

Cheetawolf: This is: The Beatles, The monkey guts... And the alien entrails
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(づ ◕‿‿◕ )づ

The first thing you see when you login to urban dictionary
(づ ◕‿‿◕ )づ oh, what is this, the UD monster wants a hug
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Watermelon Sugar

A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has faded into obscurity after being trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.
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