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Pubic Beard

A long curly beard that looks like a crotch rug worm on elderly man or a replacement of manliness when the mans genitalia is shorn like sheep are.
David letterman is so old he wears a pubic beard on his face to pretend he still has testosterone. Look at all the Cheetos caught in that mans pubic beard, he needs to shower after eating. He is insecure so wears a pubic beard because everything will be fine if he has one.
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Manscape

A crotch bush shaving tool for men to look like they are pre pubescent.
He is rejecting his manhood by manscaping. He wants to be a child. He manscaped because he wanted to sing in the opera.
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Camilla

Bad for a baby name. The name of the most promiscuous girl in the school. A half horse half person being that is opposite to a Centaur in greek mythology. A Camilla has a horse head and a human body. Don’t have children with a Camilla, they cheat and lie.
Hang out with a Camilla to get experience and Marry a Dianna for great kids.
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Camille

Someone who will throw all her female friends under the bus. A Camille is not trustworthy, but fun for the guys at work.
A Camille started working here lets get her to go drink on guys night out.
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Medical Delivery System

Health Care System hate being a nursedoctors for moneymedical assistants there for benefitsrude pharmacistrude pharmacy staff
In the USA we now have a harsh medical delivery system and people go into the field to make money, not for a true calling to help other humans. The used to be heath and care involved not too long ago.
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Andrew

1. Replaces the name John as a male who solicit prostitution in the USA.

2. Used by people in the UK and Australia who want to destroy their child’s life right after birth
An Andrew was reading Craig’s list for women who wished for a generous man. An Andrew then sent a lift ride sent for girl to come to his mansion.

Andrew fell off to zero on the baby list name in 2021 because of it meaning failure.
by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine September 16, 2021
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Grimes Musk

The smell of sweaty under arm hair in the last day of Burning Man.
Wow did you smell that Grimes Musk when those 2 walked by?
by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine September 17, 2021
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