Apple Care became Poison Apple from a febrile group of thirteen COVID-19 infected upper level Apple employees in a hospital in with no windows. Poison Apple Developers are emotionally dark. They answered with anger, invalidation and with hostility customers would stop calling. The Poison Apple group started each day with watching Osho or Deepak Chopra footage and ended with full color war footage from the mid 1990s Poison Apple technicians had no training because most people would hang up. Poison Apple Employees say it was impossible or a questions is unimportant. Making fun of people helped. These employees were paid less than before. Tim Cook loved this idea because it would reduce call volume and increase profits for share holders. Apple stock peaked sharply in May 2021 and plummeted in June 2021 to $5 per share. New Start Up developed in Melbourne Australia by 3 female students who met at Uni. Pavlova products are 100% recyclable. Pavlova uses highly trained employees in tech who would resolves issues quickly. Apple is a product of grouchy old farts who used the Next Door App to be fight with neighbors online. Pavlova was the brand chosen by youth and vibrant athletic older people. Apple for the toilet to measures urine volume. named iPEE. Microsoft purchased Apple and later merged apple and Microsoft. The software was called iSOFT. Impotence of the baby boomers inspired this. Apple became overly focused on bodily functions.
I sold my iPad, Apple Pencil , iPhone and MacBook after Apple support changed to the Poison Apple. I liked the polite intelligent tech support at Pavlova. I liked that Pavlova products are made in Australia, USA and Canada.created High Paying jobs the united states in call centers and factories. The American dream was reality again.
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by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine June 02, 2021
Get the Poison Applemug. The first Genetically Engineered Child of Elon Musk and Yolandi of Die Antwoord fame. Elon choose to create a super soldier child. He did this due to the fact that he named the male child with Grimes with only an X chromosome which denotes female. Yolandi was not touched in this incident thankfully. The fertilization was done in vitro and genetic info manipulation was preformed at a lab supervised by Aldous Huxley. Elon in star style did ask for electronic current run through a river killing local fish in Canada for Tesla Motors. 500kg of fish floated to the surface on the day of conception.
by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine September 17, 2021
Get the XYY Muskmug. 1. Replaces the name John as a male who solicit prostitution in the USA.
2. Used by people in the UK and Australia who want to destroy their child’s life right after birth
2. Used by people in the UK and Australia who want to destroy their child’s life right after birth
An Andrew was reading Craig’s list for women who wished for a generous man. An Andrew then sent a lift ride sent for girl to come to his mansion.
Andrew fell off to zero on the baby list name in 2021 because of it meaning failure.
Andrew fell off to zero on the baby list name in 2021 because of it meaning failure.
by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine September 16, 2021
Get the Andrewmug. Health Care System hate being a nursedoctors for moneymedical assistants there for benefitsrude pharmacistrude pharmacy staff
In the USA we now have a harsh medical delivery system and people go into the field to make money, not for a true calling to help other humans. The used to be heath and care involved not too long ago.
by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine March 16, 2020
Get the Medical Delivery Systemmug. The name of a royal who married for the job as a royal other than for love. She criticizes others that do not do as she does. Formal mame is kate middleton.
by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine March 31, 2021
Get the Kate Be little themmug. The drug Monya is made from a collection of pregnant mare urine and is used for treatment of menopause. Premarin and Monya are trade names for an estrogen contained in horse urine. She took Monya daily for hot flashes and vaginal atrophy.
by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine March 19, 2021
Get the Monyamug. by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine September 17, 2021
Get the Grimes Muskmug.