40 definitions by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

you're so sussy i know you took my fortnite card

I know you took my $19 fortnite card, GIVE ME MY $19 FORTNITE CARD, You better give me my $19 fortnite card, I need $19 FORTNITE CARD NOOOW!

Guy 1: you're so sussy i know you took my fortnite card
Guy 2: I didn't take it
Guy 1: That's a bit SUS

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ June 3, 2021

Real Definition

Top 10 hardest things
1. Finding a real definition on Urban Dictionary
It's fucking impossible, you can't look up a real definition on this site here.

Guy 1: I have spent 48 hours of my life trying to search for a Real Definition on urbandictionary.com
Guy 2: Did you find one?
Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: Damn, it must be very hard!

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 14, 2021

1 2 4 5

What Gaben counts to. He forgot a number.

The cycle of Gaben
Guy 1: 1 2 4 5
Guy 2: Wait, you forgot 3!
(Repeat)

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 14, 2021

TF3

bruh, team fortress 3 will never release

Guy 1: When will TF3 come out?
Guy 2: I don't know. Maybe it never will.
Guy 1: :(

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 7, 2021

credit card

The Most Common Thing Kids Steal.
Especially if one belongs to a mom.

Kid 1: I just stole my mom's credit card!
Kid 2: Oh cool, now you can have unlimited robux.

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 14, 2021

I am painis cupcake.

I will eat you.

Heavy: Hi!
Painis Cupcake: I am painis cupcake. I will eat you.
*Insert blood and gore of Heavy being eaten by Painis Cupcake*

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 21, 2021

Scrumpy

1. An item in Team Fortress 2 that are Demoman's favorites
2. Food that is delicious

Demoman 1: Oh I need a drink!
Demoman 2: Yea!
Demoman 1: Scrumpy!
Demoman 2: Yes.
*And so the scottish begins.*

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 20, 2021