Cece : A Cece is a very happy and kind person, BUT if you ever mess with a Cece’s love life and love interests, she will beat the living shit out of you. If you ever do this, she will hunt you down to the end of the cliff and throw you off. You could say you are literally god sent. So in conclusion, LEAVE CECE ALONE JASON.
Cece: Did you hear about that kid obsessed with cece? She literally threw him off a cliff after he wrote her name “cece” on his arm over 10 times.
Get the cecemug. 
A Mikey is a rolliepolly of a guy - a cute little Oompa Loompa you just want to put in a kitchen cupboard and take out to tickle every so often when you’re seeking amusement. Although timid at first, a Mikey - when sufficiently aroused - can be quite vivacious.
Get the Mikeymug. 
Adaemian Has a big Dick has all the money has a Perfect Smile Perfect House Perfect Girlfriend Perfect everything
Get the adaemianmug. When you have set plans, and a Piccolo ghosts you right before you're supposed to proceed with said plan.
Did she mention anything about tonight to you? We spoke an hour ago and she seemed really excited about it until I asked her what time I should pick her up and she stopped answering. Pretty sure I'm being Piccoloed!
Get the Piccoloedmug.