gurgglesnort

That noise you make when you fart with your mouth

I gurgglesnorted at dinner and nobody thought it was funny

by December 14, 2020

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Christian

If you meet a guy named "Christian" then you are the luckiest person alive. Christian will show you how special you are if you cant already see. If you have a guy named Christian in your life you need to never, ever let him go even tho he is very dominant. And if you know people that don't like him then they don't deserve him. And if your reading this and you know someone named Christian tell them you love them.

Christian is the kindest person iv'e ever met.

by September 06, 2020

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Cooper

Hello TikTok, yes I know your watching me 😁👍

Hello people watching cooper tiktok

by October 06, 2020

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Gobble Goozie

Ever seen a man churn butter on his whore? Well it’s like that but the man then eats the churned butter like a fucking cake. The girl farts while he is eating it out.

My husband gobble goozied my ass last night and now I’m afraid to fart because my ass is so loose

by September 21, 2021

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