A shitty criminal within the State of Firestone that has mediocre aim but the worst driving skills, loves making out with men, especially JustSunnyD.
a fleshlight closely resembling a female woman; a realistic sex doll. Often given names like "Chelsea" for added realness. These adult toys are generally short and petite for easy use, with long blonde hair for steady riding. This human-like toy is pliable and eqipped with a gaping mouth, life-like vagina and asshole. A Spillane can usually be found in secret backrooms of dive bars and at parties, where paying patrons, usually in groups, fuck and ejaculate into/onto the designated holes