уour mum's definitions

Ы

a russian letter that is extremely hard to pronounce for non-native speakers

I'm a russian learner that finally learned to pronounce Ы but half the times I question myself if I actually pronounced it right

by уour mum March 28, 2025

Emergency Food

See also: Paimon

Traveller: Emergency Food
"Hey! That's even worse than being a mascot!"

by уour mum August 21, 2025

football

a game that my country calls "soccar" and calls handegg "football" to add confusion

Me: wanna play football?
stupid americain: *grabs brown egg*
Me: what the fuck bro, I said we are playing football not handegg

by уour mum April 2, 2025

metric system

an actually logical system of measurement that my country refuses to use because they prefer measuring in body parts over metres

When will the US use the metric system?

by уour mum July 2, 2025

school

see: hell

school is hell on earth

by уour mum December 10, 2024

microwave

a compact cooking oven. there is also a joke saying that running a microwave at 3am is the loudest thing in existence

me: i gotta heat my spaghetties
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by уour mum December 16, 2023

italian brainrot

Cursed AI images with funny italian text to speech, started in April 2025

Person 1: Did you see the new Italian Brainrot meme?
Person 2: Yeah, It's so funny

by уour mum April 23, 2025