When you fuck a whore and get her pregnant. Congratulations you're gonna be a dad whether you like it or not.
by СукаБлять October 11, 2017
NormalGuy sniped xXRetardXx with Barrett
xXRetardXx: 0MG u N3wB y u g0tt4 h4x gtf0 n00b u no1t k3w1
Normal Guy: Look you retard I paid for this game I'll play it how I want.
xXRetardXx: 0MG u N3wB y u g0tt4 h4x gtf0 n00b u no1t k3w1
Normal Guy: Look you retard I paid for this game I'll play it how I want.
by СукаБлять March 20, 2016
The bathroom is a Toxic Hell after I got through shitting my brains out after eating 12 bean burritos.
by СукаБлять February 12, 2024
Kratom is quite possibly the best legal drug in the United States while simultaneously being one of the cheapest. Many legal highs tend to be expensive or dangerous or time consuming, but kratom for the most part is none of these.
Kratom is a natural herbal substance and was used for thousands of years by indigenous people for its notable pain relieving effects. It is a partial opioid agonist, meaning the risk of addition and withdrawal exists, but is less severe than full agonists, like heroin or oxys. It can even be used to help addicts wean off where they can then taper off of Kratom much easier and with less discomfort.
An average dose ranges from 2 to 6 grams and, depending on strain, will produce pain relief, euphoria, anxiety reduction, possible mental stimulation, and calmness. A bag containing 100 grams can be had for as little as $16 from some vendors, providing anywhere from 20 to 50 decent doses.
Overall, kratom is enjoyable, safer than most street drugs, and cheap. Use in moderation and you'll likely enjoy it.
Kratom is a natural herbal substance and was used for thousands of years by indigenous people for its notable pain relieving effects. It is a partial opioid agonist, meaning the risk of addition and withdrawal exists, but is less severe than full agonists, like heroin or oxys. It can even be used to help addicts wean off where they can then taper off of Kratom much easier and with less discomfort.
An average dose ranges from 2 to 6 grams and, depending on strain, will produce pain relief, euphoria, anxiety reduction, possible mental stimulation, and calmness. A bag containing 100 grams can be had for as little as $16 from some vendors, providing anywhere from 20 to 50 decent doses.
Overall, kratom is enjoyable, safer than most street drugs, and cheap. Use in moderation and you'll likely enjoy it.
by СукаБлять April 05, 2024
by СукаБлять November 10, 2016
Roses are red, nuts are brown
Skirts go up, pants come down
Body to body, skin to skin
When its stiff, stick it in
The longer its in, the stronger it gets
It goes in wet and comes out dry
It comes out dripping and starts to sag
Skirts go up, pants come down
Body to body, skin to skin
When its stiff, stick it in
The longer its in, the stronger it gets
It goes in wet and comes out dry
It comes out dripping and starts to sag
Its not what you think, its a teabag
by СукаБлять September 28, 2016
When you wank into someone's mouth and you shoot your seed down their throat causing them to cough and pass out.
by СукаБлять July 28, 2016