beanergy

(1), a portmanteau of ‘bean’ and ‘energy’ / extra energy felt from drinking coffee, or eating chocolate-covered coffee beans

(2), a portmanteau of ‘bean’ and ‘synergy’ / when different coffees are blended together to form a perfect brew
(1), I've been drinking espresso all morning and I’m buzzed with beanergy: ‘beanergized’.

(2), I’d thought my blend of Java was the ultimate – but with this new one is the epitome of beanergy.
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crack of dawn

a wakeup hit of rock that gets one on his/her feet and able to compete with the other urban zombies for enough cans or whatnot to afford more crack
I recognized a guy who was once a top jock at school - now, crouched behind a dumpster, smoking his crack of dawn.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 17, 2013
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Winstice

a festive celebration of winter solstice \ conversely, 'Sumstice' is celebrated at summer solstice
His family didn't keep Christmas, but they partied hearty on Winstice: December 21.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 19, 2009
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naïvetéser

noun: naïveté about how seriously pin-headed Taser-wielding cops & airport security take themselves
Robert Dziekanski {RIP}, that Polish immigrant who was fatally Tasered by cops at the Airport, must have been experiencing profound naïvetéser – ‘cause the cops all testified, "The fact that Dziekanski couldn't understand English made no deference." Dziekanski, they said, seemed to be in an agitated state; therefore, the use of multiple Tasers - repeatedly - was an appropriate response.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 20, 2013
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twitoric

a writing style one adopts on Twitter, in order not to exceed the allotted 140 characters
I can read half a page of regular text quicker than one line of cryptic twitoric.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 14, 2011
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prave

adj: to be both proud and brave / noun: praveness
I admire the Ellens; they're prave ladies.
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JIP

acronym for ‘jerk in progress’ / a young person on the way to becoming a total douchebag
That younger brother of Paris and Nicky Hilton is a total JIP!
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 16, 2015
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