Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Ümbra

whifferdil

an extremely offensive and insulting term used on anyone acting like an idiot. this term is so insulting that the only proper response would be a swift two finger surprise.

origin: unknown; but entirely unrelated to the aviation term.

Pando stop being such a fuckin whifferdil.

by Ümbra May 26, 2004

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two finger surprise

a very condescending, swift back-handed strick to the temple using one's middle and index fingers. this strike is only to be used in retaliation to isolence or in response to some loser trying to act clever. additionally it should never be used as a threat, like pulling back your fist to threaten a punch... it must be quick, methodical, unexpected, and impulsive.

Chris was being a douche so i gave him a two finger surprise.

...that sounds dirty...

by Ümbra May 26, 2004

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ghetto blaster

The term for the sort of low quality smoking device one is sometimes forced to make when one wants to smoke but has no pipe. ghetto blasters are often made from plastic bottles and tin foil, as well as a whole host of other random materials (a snorkel and an avocado, for instance)

entomologically, it's origin comes from the term for a low quality stereo... it is used by white kids in an effort to sound cooler by using terms that make them sound like they are from the streets.

1. "ghetto blaster" is a very stupid term that i hate, but everyone in my town insists on using it

2. aw maaan... you didn't bring a pipe?! guess we're gonna have to make a ghetto blaster.

by Ümbra August 14, 2004

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Rapest Beard

The sort if scraggly, unkempt facial hair you get if you neglect shaving for a week or so. typically too short to be considered a legitimate beard, this may or may not include a molester mustache.

When Chris got back from vacation he had the sickest rapest beard.

by Ümbra May 25, 2004

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